Found this posted on the blogsphere, and loved it!
Enjoy!
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand....
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) -- bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.
However , we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poo
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
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